wat bout pragnant strippers??
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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