the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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