i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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