dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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