yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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