for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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