I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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