Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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