I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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