they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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