I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
