so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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