i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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