Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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