I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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