I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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