worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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