Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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