can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
