dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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