i think my mom watched the whole time
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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