Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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