He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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