We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
