I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
