So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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