I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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