it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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