Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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