It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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