Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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