I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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