He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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