It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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