Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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