Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
did i walk over a car last night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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