so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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