BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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