Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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