They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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