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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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