Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.