white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro