He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.