That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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