The maid of honor just puked.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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