I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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