apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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