she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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