I just threw up on my dentist
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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