This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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