And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
