Do you still have your period?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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