And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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