did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize
