Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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