she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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